Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Morning Pep Talk



Do you ever have to give yourself a pep talk?

Sometimes I do it before going into a job interview. (When I was jobless right after graduation, this happened a lot). I'd bump Lupe Fiasco's "The Show Goes On" basically the whole drive there, remind myself that I'm awesome and that a job's a job, and life is for joy, not jobs. Joy, not jobs.

I like Mindy Kaling's version of a pep talk...

"Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched."

Sometimes that's all you need to get through a day.


Remember this girl? She might be the most positive person on the planet, and I appreciate that. I could definitely take a cue from her. My favorite lines from her morning pep talk:

"I like my Allisons!"

How many Allisons do you have, kid?

"I can do anything good!!!!"

Yeah, girl. Get it girl.

"Look, I can be a sark!!!!!!!!!!"

You mean shark? Awesome. Me, too.


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Sunday, February 17, 2013

A Love Poem to Kristen Wiig





your expressions, induplicable
seriously, how do you get your face like that?
my kristen wiig laugh includes crying
tears of awesome
let's be best friends

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Monday, February 4, 2013

Be A Party

Have you seen Kid President yet? What am I saying? Of course you have! Remember how I'm always the last one on the boat when anything cool happens? I don't know why I'm like that...but I've seen KP's videos get re-posted a kajillion times and never clicked on them until my co-worker sent me a link this weekend. 

He's basically just a kid in a suit who dances around and gives pep talks to adults, because adults are boring. He's awesome.

My favorite advice from him so far?



This may or may not be my new motto for the week. So happy Monday, you beautiful people! Go out there and be a party! 

PS: My two favorite videos to date.


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Saturday, January 5, 2013

How to throw your own Minute To Win It Party

Remember New Year's Eve? It feels like it's been 2013 for days now... oh wait. 

I was in charge of the Hardin Minute To Win It games at the family party. I figured I'd write them out in case you wanted to have your own party! Everyone walked away saying it was one of the funnest NYE parties they'd ever been to. Thank you, MTWI, for helping us have another fun memory together.

BTW, this idea came from the billion pins on Pinterest proclaiming how much fun their parties were, and a tv show of the same name. NBC has a website where you can see every game they've created. I got all of my ideas from Pinterest and NBC. I picked the games based on how fun I thought they would be, and how easy it would be to acquire the necessary materials. 

Game Objective

The purpose of MTWI games is to complete a crazy challenge with household items in under a minute. If the challenge is successfully completed, that person's team gets a point. Whichever team has the most points, wins. 

Teams

There were about 18 adults there, so we split up into 6 teams of 3 people. Each group had time to come up with a team name. There were 6 games (and a tie breaker), so each member of each group had the chance to participate in at least two games. The group was too large to have every person participate in every game.  

Scoring

We made a large score sheet out of poster board, and kept score there. Teams got one point every time they completed the challenge.

A Warning

FYI, people will try to get you to change the rules you have already made up. Stick to your guns and tell them that when they have their own kids, they'll understand. #teenageflashback

Games

After we got our baby-cuddling fix, we started the games! 



Up In The Air

Player must keep two balloons afloat for a whole minute. If one of the balloons touches the ground before the minute is up, the player is disqualified. We had a small space to play, so bystanders had a hard time not helping the players. Make sure you have enough room to play this! This game is a lot harder than it sounds. Make sure the naysayers are the first people to do this challenge! That'll shut em up quick! 

At the 40 second mark, we threw in a third balloon to make things interesting. 

Materials: Five balloons...at least two will pop. Hot air.



Face the Cookie

Players must move a cookie from their forehead to their mouths using only their faces in under a minute. 

Materials: Cookies. Faces.




This Blows

Player must blow up a balloon (an infinite number of times) and use the air from the balloon to blow overturned cups off the edge of a table in under a minute. Player cannot start blowing up the balloon before the timer starts. 

Materials: Card table. Balloons. At least 20 disposable cups. 




Stack It

Player use 28 cups to make a pyramid, then disassemble it into a stack of cups before the minute is up. This was a pretty easy challenge. I would change the rules to allow the player to only use one hand instead of two. If you do that, you may want to only use 21 cups.

Materials: Card table. 28 cups. 




 Penny Hose (sorry, no pictures of this one)

Players must retrieve a penny from the bottom of a panty hose leg with just their hands. This may have been the most anticlimactic game we played. The reviews I read online were good, but the guests were underwhelmed! I'll just take that as a sign that the rest of my games were just too awesome...

Materials: Panty hose. Pennies.


A Bit Dicey (sorry, no pictures of this one)

Players must balance six dice onto a popsicle stick held between the teeth in under a minute. The dice must be one on top of the other (six dice in one column, not two or three columns). The popsicle stick can stick out as far as the player wants. If the dice falls, the player can re-stack them until the minute is up.

Materials: Popsicle sticks. 6 dice.


Paper Dragon

This was our tie breaker game. Players must unravel a spool of crepe paper using only their feet. The person whose roll unraveled first was the winner of the whole contest! This one was pretty funny to watch. One player's crepe paper rolled off into another room without her, and she had to jump past at least five obstacles to retrieve it. 

Materials: At least two rolls of crepe paper (to be safe, get four, in case they both succeed the first time). 


And then I held more babies...


The family wrote 2013 goals, ate, and played pill bug wars and mafia until midnight. And then we ruined a perfectly romantic couple's moment by running outside to see the fireworks the neighbors set off! Oops! I am definitely going to have another MTWI party sometime soon. It was a great way to make memories and have some family fun.


All photos are courtesy of my SIL, Charity. 


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Monday, December 31, 2012

Top 30 Memes of 2012


You should all know by now that I think memes are hilarious. I've been saving my favorite ones because it's double funny to forget about something you thought was funny, then laugh about it when you find it again. Here are 30 memes that make me laugh harder than they should. Please leave a comment and vote for your favorite one. I'll announce the winner as the BEST MEME OF 2012!!!!!



Check out 29 more awesome memes after the jump! 



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Friday, December 21, 2012

End of the World Favorites









Happy End of the World! We are safe and sound in California. It's been a great 14 hours so far, and no Zombie Apocalypse! Here are a few of my favorite things this week:

Look at this octopus!






































Paint your own matryoshka dolls?!?!?!?!?!

Super fun wrapping ideas for kids presents.

gift that anyone would love to open.

72 years of Batman logos on a single poster.

If the Apocalypse actually does come today, I hope that I am holding this when it happens.

Oh my gosh, look at this print!

My friend told me she was attending an End of the World Party. What does an EOTWP look like, you ask? I guess people bring their favorite food and do fun stuff that would look cool if you were found dead...that's actually a guess. They probably just played Wii or something. Either way, FUN. What are you doing for the End of the World????? (I'll probably spend it trying to make my nephew love me more than my husband, and eating bacon.)
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Saturday, December 15, 2012

A Sunday Quote
























































I hope you had some of both of these this weekend. I know I did. If you didn't literally laugh out loud when you saw this cat, keep looking until you do. This picture makes me so happy.

We just got back from seeing The Hobbit. That movie is so long and epic that I felt like I had a reality hangover when I walked out of the theater. We also got to try out Texas Roadhouse with our friends who just had a baby. We were there for their first night out since she's been born!

In other news, I may have gone extra hard at the gym today just so I could nosh on the gingerbread house we made at cousin night.

I'm also pretty sure I'm starting a book club. Message me if you're interested in joining! I'll probably post the book on here so anyone who wants to can join in!
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Best Thing Matt Has Ever Said To Me



So Matt and I spend a lot of time at home relaxing. Work is crazy, and home is this blissful sanctuary where we watch tv and google crap until the cows come home. We go on real dates on the weekends and go to the gym or the store, but we do spend a lot of after-work time at home. Last night I did yoga and Matt got pumped on his doorway pull-up contraption. And then we ate dinner on the couch. Something on tv must have referenced a chicken (I wasn't paying attention), because all of a sudden, Matt blurts out,

"Babe, did you know that I know how to hypnotize chickens?"

I mean, you can't just spring something like that on someone who's knee-deep in Pinterest. It's just too random! It was so out of the blue that I couldn't stop laughing for like 3 whole minutes.

Just the image of him trying to calm a chicken down makes me crack up.

I didn't even know chicken hypnosis was a thing! Apparently you do that before you kill it. Which makes me sad.

But there you go! Now you and I know about one more crazy strange thing that exists in the world.

So this is officially the best thing Matt has ever said to me, besides all that romantic stuff he said while we were engaged haha.

Happy hump day, y'all.
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