Because We Can Can CAN!

Since I have come to the conclusion that finals are meant to demean, degrade, and diminish all my self esteem, I have decided to say, "screw you, finals!" and have some FUN before I leave in six days. Here is what I have done and plan to do with the rest of my time in Provo with all my loved ones (A lot of them are firsts for me):

-go to two hot springs two weeks in a row

-hike for the first time since Jacob Lake 

-skinny dip in the dark (first time) CHECK!

-get proposed to via taco bell sauce packets

-get locked out of my car AND my apartment, leading to a bathroom window break in the size of a large plate, only to have Matt knock down the shower bar and have my roommate walk in with her headphones in wondering what's going on.

-drive to and from Rexburg in one day on a whim because we wanted Jeannette to spend a night with us.

-go to The Italian Place for the first time (ghetto but delicious)

-go bowling with my lovers 

-cruise Orem with the windows down 

-have my own room for the first time in a while

-shop til I dropped with Mom, Ken, and Maureen for everything under the sun (wedding clothes, baby stuff, italy stuff)

-get refused from J-Dawgs because the weather was so nice and hot-doggy that they actually ran out of hot dogs.

-wash my brand new retractable 2GB USB disc in my PANTS! Now it is like a small mentally challenged child...

Here is what I plan to do!

-go sunbathing/fishing/studying tomorrow with Matt and Enoch in a canoe on Utah Lake, because, let's face it..the library is depressing, and people whisper so loud they might as well be talking..They're like bees.

-go swimming in the hot weather!!! Only the best...

-sleep naked in my room now that my roommate's gone

-read up on Italy so I don't look like a dunce when I get there

-eat as much American food as I can

-go stargazing

-pay thousands of dollars on necessary but unwanted items