Reenact Life of Pi.
Go on a double date with Paris Hilton.
Watch CNN for 5 hours straight. Eyes taped open.
Sit in a room full of strangers for an evening. No one talks.
Drive through a snowstorm made of screwdrivers.
Five minute of uninterrupted eye contact.
Hold a sales job.
Hold a sales job.
Renounce Tina Fey. (Sorry, girl.)
Pull an all-nighter watching boys play video games.
Go clubbing.
Read a romance novel out loud to a crowded room.
Walk a tight rope in stilettos.
Run a marathon.
Listen to Nickelback on repeat for 24 hours in the chokey with stage lights on me.
Listen to Nickelback on repeat for 24 hours in the chokey with stage lights on me.
I would do them all if they would make this monster in my head go away. I would.
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