i have dibs on the following names (this means that no one i am close to is allowed to name their future children this because i have dibs! this was a very important practice in elementary school, the tradition of dibs, and i use it in every part of my life, including dibs on boys, front seats, the last brownie, and BABY NAMES!):
there are thousands of names out there, and i will be forced to shank you if you use these ones!
your dear and loving friend,